The Top 5 Benefits of Being Sick in the Face

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  1. I don't have to cook dinner or clean up because, ::cough, cough:: I'm sick (insert weak voice here).
  2. I get to hang out in pjs all day long.
  3. I get to watch bad tv or read all day because no one wants to be around me. (Except for my four year old who keeps trying to kiss me).
  4. I can crawl in bed at 8:30 and read for hours under the guise that I'm resting.
  5. My husband keeps asking if he can get me anything. (And I always try to come up with something.)

Comments

Sherilyn Nicole said…
This post made me laugh : ) I do exactly the same thing except it's usually my nephews trying to kiss me and make me feel better haha.
November 24, 2010 at 2:03 PM
ChiTown Momma said…
Hi Lisa! Love the blog! Im a new follower and I was wondering if I may borrow your sick girl image briefly as I'm feeling(and looking) like this girl as we speak.

Hugs this holiday season and take care, fellow blogger!
December 16, 2010 at 1:47 PM
Lisa Miles said…
Absolutely! Hope you feel better:)
December 16, 2010 at 5:21 PM
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