While she was in our living room with me at our motel house, I lit a match, blew it out and shoved it under a bookcase. I never in a million years thought my beloved grandmother would tell on me.
The next thing I knew, my dad came at me with a belt in his hand demanding to know where the match was.
I refused to tell him.
He generously offered me two options: I can tell him what I did with the match, or I could get the belt.
He took me to my room and hit me with the belt a few times. It hurt. But I didn't cry.
Instead I felt a deep satisfaction at the thought that I had won, because after he hit me, he still didn't know where the match was. I did.
6 comments:
Smug little stinker! Is that what my son is thinking today? I found a loose match in my room and interrogated him. There are three more missing from the pack. The only time my (step)dad ever spanked me is when I encouraged my sister to light a match. To this day he denies he EVER spanked me....funny how matches bring out the worst in us!
Oh man, Grandma was the narc?
Wow. You're tough! I don't know what I would have done. Probably ran to hide.
Ha! That's a great story. :) I wasn't much of a match person when I was little, but I loved watching smoke rise. I think I'm a bit more of a pyro now than I ever was before. :D
Hide the matches from the kids!
Yes, Betty, my grandma told on me. Can you believe it?
Mary, it's funny you called me a smug little stinker...when I was a kid I was called a stinker quite often:)
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