Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Writing Prompt

Describe the most inappropriate place you've ever used as a restroom.
Taken from The Writer's Block

The only places I can think of would be a men's room (in a bar...why is the girl's line so long?) and outside when camping. Not sure which is worse.

10 comments:

Carolyn V. said...

We were on vacation and driving when my son had to use the bathroom. We had a cup in the backseat, so we let him use it. So there you go, back seat of the minivan. Does that count? =)

Lisa Miles said...

That absolutely counts! Come to think of it, I did the same thing last year on our way to a festival. I had to go so bad and we were in a line of cars with no bathroom around. You gotta do what you gotta do!

Anonymous said...

Um.... in a bush. Or oh, on the side of the road.

Jeff King said...

I have to go back to when I was 10 years old; walking home from school... I was half way home when I had to go to number 2. It became very urgent—very urgent. I walked/ran as fast as I could keeping my but clinched. Got about one block away and it could wait any longer. I jumped in a bush in front of a house, most of my body exposed and let-err rip, the old man who lived there came out just as I wiping with the sleeve of my shirt that I ripped off. He was speechless and I ran for it.

True story.

DL Hammons said...

The balcony of our fourth floor hotel room while on Spring Break from LSU.

"Honey....is it raining outside?"

What can I say. Twenty-one and life without boundaries. :)

Shelley Sly said...

I'm with you. The strangest I've ever done is use the men's room instead of the ladies'. I feel like guys have more opportunities to have bathroom-going adventures than we do.

Teddy said...

I had a young lady working for me at one time, who confessed to using the sink in a ladies restroom, at a bar. She stated that the line for the toilets were much too long.

When I said, "you've got to be kidding me," she simply replied, "Well, it all goes to the same place."

Joshua McCune said...

Probably the sink ;)

Roland D. Yeomans said...

That would be in the pouring rain, hidden by two wide doors of gigantic 18 wheelers as traffic was being held up for four hours by a massive accident ahead of us.

The chuckling drivers told me they did it all the time. I am a blood courier by the way, and that incident taught me to drive, ah,"empty" so to speak.

What can I say? I do not lead a boring life. Roland

Lisa Miles said...

Oh Jeff, that's...horrible, lol!
I did have a friend who peed in a sink, too.

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